No Male Chauvinism - I Swear

Author: Sham Saha
Dated: April 24, 2010

Eve sent the following mail to Adam. Actually she forwarded this mail she received in a chain. It was decorated by witty caricature also.

Now let us see what the content of the mail was


To IMPRESS a Girl
Cuddle her
Caress her
Love her
Comfort her
Protect her
Hold her
Spend money on her
Wine and dine her
Buy things for her
Listen to her
Care for her
Stand by her
Support her
Compliment her
Respect her
Honour her
Go to the ends of the Earth for her.

To IMPRESS a Boy
JUST SMILE ONCE AND HE'S YOURS

The mail ended here.


Now what comes in your mind? You may have grin on your face, may be you have found it quite realistic and funny too.


Now let us see what exactly Adam replied to Eve’s mail


I AGREE …….I REPEAT I AGREE….
You know what!!!!!
Actually, sometime a Girl is so DUMB that a Boy needs to do A to Z to let her understand that he cares for her.
But, see in case of Boys. They always take less time to understand...Soooooo INTELLIGENT...

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